Tonight
The roaches are dead
And I can sleep.
I think about them all the time -
the proximity of their living quarters troubles me.
I plan my lessons and I think about them.
I cook my food and I think about them.
I wipe my ass and I think about them.
I think about them all the time.
the way the light plays against my body as I pace about my room creating an unnatual looking shadow and I swear I spot one!
Their feeding habits trouble me.
Their mating habits trouble me.
Their sleeping habits trouble me.
I think about them all the time.
I found one in my bath towel and almost wept.
These alien creatures who became my neighbors.
Then my roommates.
I do not like them.
I want them more than gone.
I have laid traps.
Called assassins.
And many are dead.
But I think about them all the time.
You're amazing. I loved this.
ReplyDeleteThis perfectly sums up my issues with my own roach issue.
ReplyDeleteMiss you, Joshy. Glad to see NY agrees with you.
I recommend Boric acid, water traps, and a kill on sight policy.
ReplyDeleteThank you Jeremiah.
ReplyDeleteRecommendations 1 and 3 are fully in effect.
Water traps?
It appears you are wise in the art of war.
Please teach me master.