Oh, How I Enjoyed My Twenties

[it goes (Boom ta-tap tap Boom ta-tap tap Boom) everybody now]

I can crush it on Sudoku.
  Cuz I'm smart bitch!
A goddamned tragedy
   That I ain't just so rich

Test me at Monopoly.
  Check my hoTELS!
Promise you a good game
  Just please come pay my bail.

I'm fantasy magnificent
  Creative Skills straight heaven sent
But I cannot seem to pay my rent
  Just where the fuck my money went?


R Kelly.  Beegees.
Gimme Tolkien and a Fizzy
I'll dream more shit
 Than Rip Van Winkley


Breakit.

Down.

[taptap taptap SILENCE - and...]

Roll 3 6-side
Like I'm ride or die
Got a druid dwarf
named Superfly
Now that's the kind
a Ghetto Geek am I.
23 on a pegasus
I Can Fly!
Goddamn right
We'll be up all night.
At war with an orc
  Named Malachi
Roll Attack!
  Cuz I'm plus 4 Barbo
What was that?
  Homie where'd my car go?
ChainMail! Cargo!
  Why you tow my car yo?!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
[cough] [cough]
[Unravel and Dissolve]

Well.... shit.

Now I'm thirties.




Until Tomorrow...