Officially the Republic of Cyprus.
It's an island nation.
It's in the Mediterranean Sea.
Really nice vacay spot in case you need somewhere to go.
It's also home to some pretty serious history.
In the event you haven't heard of it you might want to read about it.
Maybe start with Zeno of Citium. Experiment with Stoicism if you need something to think about. Move on from there.
They're hiring 4th grade teachers.